How Does Time Slow

Time slows when there is no news, either good or bad.  I hate when you have time to kill so you decide to update yourself on current events but then find that nothing major has actually happened since the last time you checked.  There is always sports news, but not on a Wednesday.  I guess that Wednesday is actually a time vortex or fulcrum to balance the week.  Nothing is happening today just so that things can happen on other days.

I wonder if anything important ever happens on a Wednesday.  Is it possible, yes it is.  But maybe when something truly bad or good happens on a Wednesday, something equally bad or good happens as well so that we have a true fulcrum for our week.  Anyways, I am at work and will only go home to eat before I go back to work until finally coming home to do more work, therefore nothing happens on a Wednesday and time creeps along.