Politics and My Magic 8-ball

I am getting very excited about the upcoming election. Regardless of who I vote for, this is going to be great television. It’s so refreshing to see that we have a race rather than two stiffs that are almost exactly the same and only show their true colors after the election. Granted, Hillary is perhaps the most authentic candidate only because we know she’s lying. Obama and John are on the path to cardboard cut-outs except for the fact that since no new television has been on each one has to be slightly more entertaining that usual. I’m just mad that Pennsylvania has to wait until the primary race is almost over. I sure hope the Huck keeps going at least until our primaries. He has my favorite celebrity endorsement from Mr. Stephen T. Colbert.

I’m actually glad we may finally have someone besides an old white guy. Even though I am a young white guy, it has always bothered me that no one has ever really had the chance to vote for someone besides an old white guy. Don’t get me wrong, if an old white guy is the best candidate in my opinion, then I will vote for him. If that’s not the case then I won’t.

So what does my magic 8-ball say? It says that Hillary will find out that Bill will do anything to get back to the white house. Obama will find out that Oprah only helps a little but getting older votes would help more. McCain will discover that he really does not have to do too much and that eventually even Rush will get on the band wagon just so a Democrat does not get elected. Huckabee will become a third party running with Colbert and will take votes away from various other write-ins such as Mickey Mouse and Homer. So who wins? So far we do.