Resonance » fate http://www.fadedrequiem.com/resonance Popular Culture Disruptions Wed, 25 Jan 2012 18:02:55 +0000 en hourly 1 Funny Joke Fates http://www.fadedrequiem.com/resonance/2008/02/04/funny-joke-fates/ http://www.fadedrequiem.com/resonance/2008/02/04/funny-joke-fates/#comments Mon, 04 Feb 2008 23:43:15 +0000 Matt http://www.fadedrequiem.com/musings/?p=25 So my post-nasal drip turned into a full fledged virus that kept me in bed for 4 days.  I had a great fever going and massive amounts of congestion.  See what happens when you tempt the fates.  Just ask the Patriots.  They flirted with perfection, and they are now at home wondering if anyone will remember that they were almost perfect.  I hate to tell them that people barely remember the perfect anymore.  Hopefully I’m back in some shape to keep these coming, but if not at least you know I am done flirting with perfection and tempting the fates.  And I’m drinking more water.

]]> http://www.fadedrequiem.com/resonance/2008/02/04/funny-joke-fates/feed/ 0 Fate and Post-nasal Drip http://www.fadedrequiem.com/resonance/2008/01/29/fate-and-post-nasal-drip/ http://www.fadedrequiem.com/resonance/2008/01/29/fate-and-post-nasal-drip/#comments Wed, 30 Jan 2008 03:42:07 +0000 Matt http://www.fadedrequiem.com/musings/?p=24 Oh how the fates have spurned be yet again.  Just when I decide to abolish water due to aftertaste, I am mocked by a trickling sensation in my throat and a need to cough.  Nothing is there when I cough, no hope or results.  Damn you post-nasal drip and your kinfolk.  I am at a loss for my next action, what drugs will cure my predicament?  Water!  You’ve got to be fucking kidding me.

Hydrate you body so that all of that mucus can flow freely.  So I sit here and drink my 9th or 10th glass of water, suffering with each sip.  A little less coughing and I know that eventually my water will fuel a complete extinction of drip.  Now how in the world could such a beast of a liquid help so much?  The fates have conspired, I shall be more careful in my ranting.  Or shall I?  Money is the root of all evil … I’m waiting for my winning lottery ticket fates!

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